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The Demon and Sal Show
19:42:46 Dec 20th 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

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This started out completely unplanned. The first post made by Sal was made one second after he logged on. The last one was made one second before he logged off.
Jesse is Sal's MSN name by the way.


JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I object!
Demonsul says:
dont scare butlers
Demonsul says:
you object to what?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Dont call me mad 
Demonsul says:
but you evidently are
Demonsul says:
even I wouldnt do that to him
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
But I was bored!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I had little else to do
Demonsul says:
So?
Demonsul says:
Make a rodeo or something
Demonsul says:
or go spend time in the Combat Halls
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The character I mean.
Demonsul says:
he could go to the combat halls
Demonsul says:
?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Within the Castle belonging to Cedric
Demonsul says:
naah
Demonsul says:
he could leave for a while
Demonsul says:
look, my guy was wandering around outside for ages
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
This way I was able to show how cruel, yet invetive Salaracen it
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Is
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The sword is a little silly
Demonsul says:
XD
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I guess its made for stabing rather than slashing
Demonsul says:
i guess
Demonsul says:
but it would be a bit hard to pull out again
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Maybee, just stab in a little
Demonsul says:
whats the point of it being a long sword then? why not just make a shortsword, or a hand-and-a-half?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Pfffft
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Salaracen is insanely strong
Demonsul says:
not another one...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Tis my excuse
Demonsul says:
if you want ways to make your character have a load of 'god-given' improvements, go look at Delran
Demonsul says:
hes got millions
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Hmmmm
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Actually
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The weapons of Dark Elven origin
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Sooooo
Demonsul says:
oh great a magic sword
Demonsul says:
real inventive
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I guess he could be skilled with it
Demonsul says:
oh
Demonsul says:
>.<
Demonsul says:
its still a useless sword though
Demonsul says:
*pointless
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Knows how to use it correctly
Demonsul says:
still, waste of rescources
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Using the hooks to his advantage
Demonsul says:
im surprised it is still used, what with the lobal econimic crash and all
Demonsul says:
*global
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Actually Slicing and tearing is pretty effective
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Lol
Demonsul says:
grabbing isnt
Demonsul says:
youd end up with a hundred corpses kebab'd onto ur blade
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
wait....
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You didnt zoom in on my picture did you
Demonsul says:
why should I? I have better things to do than examine your sword in detail...
Demonsul says:
*sigh*
Demonsul says:
Ill go look...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Lol
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Finished the map yet
Demonsul says:
almost
Demonsul says:
go look yer lazy bastard
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
World of Rp
Demonsul says:
yer
Demonsul says:
okay i zmd in
Demonsul says:
what am I meant to be looking for
Demonsul says:
spikes, hook, sharp bi, black knobbly bits...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well, it looks a little more like the blades spikes are sharp, and not just hooks
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
If yah get what I mean
Demonsul says:
what? like i said, theres no efficient way to get the bodies off the blade in the middle of a fight
Demonsul says:
the hook keeps them on
Demonsul says:
and that armor...
Demonsul says:
the gold bits would all snap off
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Is nessacry
Demonsul says:
and then the shoulders would be channeling blows towards the neck
Demonsul says:
and the elbow things are useless as far as I can see
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Btw
Demonsul says:
and why does he have crotch-skulls?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Most of it is really strong leather
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Those 'Crotch skulls' are a good deal away from the actual.... Penis
Demonsul says:
well, theyre on strings, so they can swing round
Demonsul says:
im not going to pursue that actually
Demonsul says:
the spikes all over the body, if they dont come off, would only cause other things to stick on, slowing down the individual
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Listen
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
HES THE *beep*ING WITCH KING
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
He does what he wants
Demonsul says:
well then he has crappy desires
Demonsul says:
he needs to be more...functional
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well you would too if your flesh was completely shredded from your body while walking through fire,
Demonsul says:
done that
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The Magical armour is really just his skin
Demonsul says:
*see Last Day
Demonsul says:
it kinda ruins you argument if you say 'if you had' and i had indeed
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Yeah but your a deamon
Demonsul says:
nope
Demonsul says:
i never said i was
Demonsul says:
either
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Pffft
Demonsul says:
Demonsul is an ancient broniminan name
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
What the hell are you boy
Demonsul says:
i dont see the whole deal with 'OMG IM NOT HUMANZORZ!lol'
Demonsul says:
im human
Demonsul says:
you gotta pwoblem wid dat?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I like Dark elves 
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
No not really
Demonsul says:
heh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Anyway
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Wanna critisize my character a bit more
Demonsul says:
not rly
Demonsul says:
i think i covered everything
Demonsul says:
if you try and defend your statements with more thn
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
So your arguement is
Demonsul says:
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Listen
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
HES THE *beep*ING WITCH KING
Demonsul says:
I will devastate your new argument
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Go on
Demonsul says:
Thats what I'm saying, you have to say something for me to object TO.
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
yeah but I'm scared you'll be right
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You go first
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
 
Demonsul says:
Uhhh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Yeah yeah
Demonsul says:
Do you even understand what I'm saying you worthless black version of woodand creature?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Okay I'll go
Demonsul says:
k
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You know I'm not black right
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I"M DARK!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Anyway
Demonsul says:
you dont even have SKIN!
Demonsul says:
YOULL BE WHAT I SAY
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well my peoples are the whitest
Demonsul says:
*points accusatory finger
Demonsul says:
____________________
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You could possibly be on this planet
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Without being made up of light that is
Demonsul says:
_________________________________
.........________________________)
.........)
.........)
.........)
_________)
Demonsul says:
(badly drawn accusatory finger)
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Your pointing at my Dp arent you boy
Demonsul says:
not on my screen im not
Demonsul says:
hang on
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Awww
Demonsul says:








Demonsul says:
nopw I am
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Wait, what was I argueing about
Demonsul says:
i dont have a clue
Demonsul says:
you werent making much sense
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I thought so
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Okay
Demonsul says:
Arvious dont like me no moar
Demonsul says:
I set his dust on fire
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
why did you do that
Demonsul says:
acciden
Demonsul says:
accident
Demonsul says:
i was trying to dry it  with a torch
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
riiight
Demonsul says:
what?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Just being weirded out by the concept
Demonsul says:
whats so wierd
Demonsul says:
its just fire = hot all over again
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Oh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I thought you meant "Battery powered" Tourch
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*torch
Demonsul says:
*fall over
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
That would be hard
Demonsul says:
ITS THE F*ING MEDIEVAL AGES
Demonsul says:
A MEDIEVAL SMG IS BAD ENOUGH
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Not all of RP has been in the medieval ages
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Theres that one with the zombies
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
and guns
Demonsul says:
Last Day
Demonsul says:
thats the one where im fleshless
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Your a skelington
Demonsul says:
half
Demonsul says:
well, thrid
Demonsul says:
*third
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well I'm just intensly scarred
Demonsul says:
read the thread for more info
Demonsul says:
ps I accidentally stabbed a skull to death
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
a skull
Demonsul says:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/429765
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Right
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Okay heres my arguement
Demonsul says:
*braces elf
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
That poor elf
Demonsul says:
*puts down random elf, and braces self
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
His teeth are fine
Demonsul says:
*fall over
Demonsul says:
no theyre not
Demonsul says:
there rotten
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well why bother putting braces on them if their going to fall out
Demonsul says:
look, ive read quite a bit involving dark elves, and ive never heard of a dark lef dentist
Demonsul says:
*dark elf dentist
Demonsul says:
ergo he wont have dental help
Demonsul says:
ergo his teeth suck
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Sooooo why are you putting braces on the elf
Demonsul says:
becuase his teeth suck a lot therefore they need braces to prolong their life
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
But their rotten
Demonsul says:
exactly.
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Their going to fall out anyway
Demonsul says:
yea
Demonsul says:
and does he want that? no
Demonsul says:
so he puts braces on them to hold them in
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Braces dont do that
Demonsul says:
they do if you over them in duct tape
Demonsul says:
*cover
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well you didnt specify that did you
Demonsul says:
well thats what happened
Demonsul says:
therefore your argument is flawed
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You first mentioned it as an elf
Demonsul says:
and?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
All self respecting Dark Elves would never ever consider them selves an Elf
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
There for
Demonsul says:
I said dark elf
Demonsul says:
i even spelt it lef
Demonsul says:
but i always used dark
Demonsul says:
Demonsul says:
look, ive read quite a bit involving dark elves, and ive never heard of a dark lef dentist
Demonsul says:
*dark elf dentist
Demonsul says:
ergo he wont have dental help
Demonsul says:
ergo his teeth suck

JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Further up my frind
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Freind
Demonsul says:
Demonsul says:
*braces elf
?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
AHA!!!
Demonsul says:
That was a different elf
Demonsul says:
not your dark elf
Demonsul says:
a normal elf
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
THEN YOUR ARGUMENT IS VOID!
Demonsul says:
explain...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
THat was the elf you were braceing to begin with!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Therefore
Demonsul says:
that was not the elf to whom YOU were referring!
Demonsul says:
Beat that, beeyatch!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*thinks*
Demonsul says:
[[OOA: Im pissing off Delran in the tavern lol]]
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Ooo good
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
How>
Demonsul says:
Giving him firm lemons
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
LOL
Demonsul says:
you have to be there to understand
Demonsul says:
anyway, back to the argument!
Demonsul says:
Demonsul says:
that was not the elf to whom YOU were referring!
Demonsul says:
Beat that, beeyatch!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*thinks*
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
That doesnt actually make sense
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I was refering to Elves in general
Demonsul says:
AHA!
Demonsul says:
MY ARGUMENT IS FINE!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Dark elves
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
In general
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
BUT
Demonsul says:
EVEN BETTER
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
This not maketh senseth
Demonsul says:
oh yeseth iteth doesethethetheth!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Tell me howeth
Demonsul says:
Your referring to dark leves. I said dark elves have no dentists...
Demonsul says:
Demonsul says:
ergo [they] wont have dental help
Demonsul says:
ergo [their] teeth suck
Demonsul says:
ergo the braces covered in duct tape
Demonsul says:
 
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
No actually I wasent even refering to anyone in particular
Demonsul says:
therefore, ALL THEIR TEETH SUCK
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I refering to dentistry
Demonsul says:
what? now Im confused...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
IN GENERA        
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
woops
Demonsul says:
You do realize Im gonna post this in the hangaround when we're done...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Sweeet
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I wanna be able to see what I posted to begin with
Demonsul says:
quick, back to the argument!
Demonsul says:
Dark Elves Have Crap Teeth
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Ummmm
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
OBJECTION!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Who told you
Demonsul says:
Logic
Demonsul says:
I.E. The Delta AI
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Who gave you this 'logic'
Demonsul says:
Umm, I stole it off a corpse
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Whos corpse was it
Demonsul says:
Agent Maine (aka The Meta)
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The who
Demonsul says:
Meta
Demonsul says:
Have you even seen Red vs Blue Reconstruction?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Ohhhhh
Demonsul says:
Or Out Of Mind for that matter
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Omega
Demonsul says:
Thats anger, try again
Demonsul says:
Hang on, I have the list somewhere...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Thats the only name other than a related food object I know from RvB
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Eg
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Doughnut
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Caboose
Demonsul says:
*fall over
Demonsul says:
Wow you got Caboose
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
What are you saying
Demonsul says:
Caboose isnt the most obvious one to remember
Demonsul says:
Wow we get sidetracked easily
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
He's the best character
Demonsul says:
I agree but still not the most obvious
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Appart from grif
Demonsul says:
I can recite every one of them
Demonsul says:
Thats sad, isnt it?
Demonsul says:
Caboose>Grif
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well....  I would say yes
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
But that woud be bad for my own self esteem too
Demonsul says:
Caboose>Church>Tex>Grif>Sarge>Simmons>Tucker
Demonsul says:
>Donut
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
WAH
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Donut is legend!
Demonsul says:
He rly annoys me
Demonsul says:
he was good to begin with...they didnt even bring him back in Reconstruction
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Okay
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
ohhh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
DEBAT TIME
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*DEBATE
Demonsul says:
Donut good or bad?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Noooooooooo
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Back to the topic silly
Demonsul says:
awwww...
Demonsul says:
that topic is used up
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
HELL NO!
Demonsul says:
DONUT DEBATE BEGIN
Demonsul says:
>
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
NOOOOO
Demonsul says:
 
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I have my arguement as to why the dark elves use spikes so freaking much
Demonsul says:
What? That argument is ancient
Demonsul says:
go on
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
And why their armour is so pointy
Demonsul says:
go on
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Yeah but we never finnished it did we
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Goes on>
Demonsul says:
go on
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Is>
Demonsul says:
hurry up then
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Dont interrupt then>
Demonsul says:
*kicks Sal with the same force as a 71-megaton bomb to make him hurry up
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You are doing what is called 'Interuption'>
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Continues writing>
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Okay
Demonsul says:
well then ignore the interruption..and hurry the sam hell up!
Demonsul says:
(sarge impression)
Demonsul says:
come on come on I cant wait here all day
Demonsul says:
god this is boring
Demonsul says:
*pokes Sals lifeless corpse
Demonsul says:
If how long this is taking is anything to go by, this is gonna be one hell of a post
Demonsul says:
*falls asleep due to boredom
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
So Dark Elves or the Druchi as I like to call them, were seperated from the rest of their society after a huge war that involved the trained and experianced army of the high elves belongIng to Salaracen, and the common less impressive experianced rest of the High elven empire.
Demonsul says:
your point being?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
When the Druchi were defeaten they fled to the land of Vaggorath
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The army made up the entire population and eventually the population of Vaggorath was spawned from the survivors of the great war
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The culture spawning from this is one of BRUTALITY
Demonsul says:
ie spiky?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
And one where they kill people THROUGH ANY MEANS POSSIBLE
Demonsul says:
IE SPIKY?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Even if this means ramming someone with their INSANELY SPIKEY HELMET
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
IE SPIIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEY
Demonsul says:
That spiky?
Demonsul says:
HOLD IT!
Demonsul says:
*phoenix wright music
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
But I have moooore
Demonsul says:
YOUR ARGUMENT IS FLAWED!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Pssh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Your mums flawed
Demonsul says:
*takes Sal's helmet and tries to stab sal with it
Demonsul says:
*the spike breaks
Demonsul says:
AHA! I KNEW IT!
Demonsul says:
THE SPIKES ARE SUCH POOR QUALITY THEY CANNOT BE USED TO RAM PEOPLE!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
WRONG
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
If you had heard my next statement you would understand that THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN
Demonsul says:
Okay, make next statement
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
>Over time the smithies addapted to this VORACIOUS HUNGER TO KILL
Demonsul says:
still, poor quality metal
Demonsul says:
make further statements if you value your correctness
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
But STRENGTHENING the spikes on  the armour to--
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
What
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
You know what Demonsul
Demonsul says:
Half statements dont count
Demonsul says:
I know that
Demonsul says:
What do YOU know?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
THAT YOUR *beep*
Demonsul says:
I knew this would never last...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
And thats why I win this DEBATE
Demonsul says:
OBJECTION!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
OKay ext statement
Demonsul says:
*more phoenix wright music
Demonsul says:
YOU SUCK THEREFORE YOUR STATEMENT SUCKS
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Meep meep meep*
Demonsul says:
AD HOMINIM FTW
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Whats that
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
My *beep*dar is going offf the charts!!!!
Demonsul says:
Point it away from Delran, fool.
Demonsul says:
Ouch, thats gonna cost me, I know it...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Its telling me something *beep* has been inside of Delran
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
YOUUUUUUU
Demonsul says:
*facepalm
Demonsul says:
Uhh, its set to 'Seek out Sal' mode...
Demonsul says:
look
Demonsul says:
*flips a switch on the *beep*dar
Demonsul says:
Now it detects ayness
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Explosion*
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Woah
Demonsul says:
oops...
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The m*beep* levels sure were high in this area
Demonsul says:
*points to Delran again
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
The things broken Demonsul
Demonsul says:
I know, I pointed to Delran
Demonsul says:
Look
Demonsul says:
*is ponting at Delran
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING TO POOR DELRANN
Demonsul says:
Becuase he asked me t make a Hard Lemon
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Oh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Good point
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Continue
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Jois in pointing at Delrans Hard hard lemons
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Joins in
Demonsul says:
Oh, it looks like Arvious is back alive again
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*beep*....
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
Demonsul says:
I tried that
Demonsul says:
apparently tough lemons revive Arvious
Demonsul says:
Delran discovered that
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Welll use more fire then
Demonsul says:
Ummm, I'm not sure thats how it works
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Why
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Surely fire cures all of mans problems
Demonsul says:
Err...laws of physics? Delta again?
Demonsul says:
Im not sure tbh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Like forests, women and poverty
Demonsul says:
You have a sick, twisted mind.
Demonsul says:
What did those forests do to you?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
There was happy people enjoying their lives in their, They should have been on VU instead thats what!
Demonsul says:
Good point
Demonsul says:
OBJECTION!
Demonsul says:
*yet more phoenix wright music
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Drools*
Demonsul says:
I can't agree with YOU!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Welll
Demonsul says:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
GET A JOB THEN!
Demonsul says:
NEVAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
CUT YOUR HAIRRR
Demonsul says:
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
BRUSH YOUR TEEEEETH!
Demonsul says:
NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
Demonsul says:
*passes out
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
RIDE THE PONY!!!! DO IT, DO IT NOWWWWWWW
Demonsul says:
*wakes up, tactfully avoiding that command
Demonsul says:
Anyway, what do you think of teh Puma?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
RIDE!!! RIDE LIEK YOUVE NEVER- Teh puma
Demonsul says:
The Warthog, dead man
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
the warthog 
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Oh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Thats what you just said
Demonsul says:
The Jeep with the Mexican Ranchrothingy music
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I NEW WAt YOU MEANT THE FIRST TIME  MAN MEAT!
Demonsul says:
You know...dundun da dada dundun da da da
Demonsul says:
*hums music*
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Shudders
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Yeah it alright
Demonsul says:
No its not
Demonsul says:
It gets blown up evey five minutes
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Ohhhh stuf you
Demonsul says:
and then it was left 1000 years in the past
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I'm right, its awesome
Demonsul says:
and then it got fixed and was broken repeatedly again
Demonsul says:
and then it got replaced by the UNSC
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Thus proving my point on awesomeness!
Demonsul says:
not by the UNSC, the UNSC did the replacing
Demonsul says:
becuase it sucked it got replaced. end of story.
Demonsul says:
but it had 'a really big gun' (caboose)
Demonsul says:
so i guess it was awesome
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
It was awesome due to its ability to get a replacement
Demonsul says:
OBJECTION!
Demonsul says:
*you know what music
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
yeah yeah
Demonsul says:
I CANT AGREE WITH YOU!!
Demonsul says:
Uhh...havent we already gone through this?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Well go jump then
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Yes
Demonsul says:
*jumps
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Just a moment ago
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I think
Demonsul says:
*falls 2 feet to his mind surprise
Demonsul says:
*mild surprise
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
but without the  ness of Pheonix writh references
Demonsul says:
no there were definitely phoenix wright references te first time
Demonsul says:
you drooled
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Argh
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Are we done yet
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Its 3:30 in the morning
Demonsul says:
I think so
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I need to sleep
Demonsul says:
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER
Demonsul says:
*the planet explodes
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Btw
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
We should make several of these
Demonsul says:
*the planet reforms
Demonsul says:
sure, this was fun
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Salaracen vs dEmonsul Convos
Demonsul says:
except with better grammar next time
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*And post them on VU
Demonsul says:
agreed?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
yes agreed
Demonsul says:
This ones getting posted
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Shakes hand
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Sure
Demonsul says:
*shakes hand
Demonsul says:
*has a palm buzzer
Demonsul says:
*Sal gets buzzed
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Dies from heart attack
Demonsul says:
*waves at corpse
Demonsul says:
See you soon okay?
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Lol okay probably tomorow
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
*Says corpse
Demonsul says:
Probably. Now posting this onto VU so make a witty last remark
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Ummmm
Demonsul says:
PIE IS YUMMY
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Buttsecksss
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
I'm done
Demonsul says:
The End.
JESSE, dancing time...�{dead} says:
Seeya 
Demonsul says:
bye
Demonsul says:
*world re-explodes

Thank you for your time.


20:01:53 Dec 20th 08 - Mr. Salaracen The Frostwaken:

I neeed to sleep, but reading that was worth every penny.
Kinda.

Nighty night  everyone!


14:22:12 Dec 21st 08 - Mr. Blast of Darkness:

err, dude couldnt you have just posted the funny bits...i mean tht was kinda boring...didnt even bother to read most of it...


14:24:06 Dec 21st 08 - Sir Spoon:

cba


17:47:54 Dec 21st 08 - Mr. Demonsul:

Meh, if you cant be bothered to read it, don't, and then you don't have to make dumb comments. This isn't a forced labor camp or anything.


18:02:53 Dec 21st 08 - Lord Cedric Deallus:

The parts I paid attention to were the parts that argued about Sal's RP character and him picking on my butler in my castle...not very nice I might add :( 

I do prefer people who are not...godlike


02:26:00 Dec 22nd 08 - Mr. Salaracen The Frostwaken:

Well he came to me second!
I dont like to be picked second...


02:26:35 Dec 22nd 08 - Mr. Salaracen The Frostwaken:

next time lets make it shorter okay?


07:53:39 Dec 22nd 08 - Sir Stewie Griffin:

I read the first line and skipped the rest =P



14:52:03 Dec 23rd 08 - Sir Wilberforce Pwner:

*thanks god he didn't start reading it, but instead... scrolled down and noticed the amount of things said*


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